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I like books and magical adventures. I like tea and coffee and wine and being classy. Keep things simple. Always strive for happiness. Be thankful for what you have. If you're gonna be trashy at least keep it tasteful. Drugs are bad. Take me out to the ball game or take me to the ballet. Wes Anderson enthusiast always looking for new movies. A bit of a self-centered bitch and a bit of a bro, gotta find someone who loves both sides.

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

humansofnewyork:

Today in microfashion…
(Jammu, India)

humansofnewyork:

Today in microfashion…

(Jammu, India)

landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

meladoodle:

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

clanked:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

feat:

i hate it when music videos have those really long intros like i just want to listen to music i ain’t got time to watch a two minute long intro that doesn’t make sense 

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend