burgrs:
i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- twitter
- facebook
- skype
- email
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
torii-r0se:
Tell me what you really want from me
Point blank, no discussion.
Closed mouth, closed mouth, out
I’ll give it to you no interruption.
Tell me one time that you want me
I promise that I won’t say nothing
Shut it up, shut it up
I’ll give it to you no interruption.
wildonewhosforeveryoung:
Mine
s-e-rendipit-y:
Pretty sure Hoodie Allen has included every single hollywood celebrity at least once in all his songs
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
view-from-up-here:
emma watson is perfect
shimmyshimmycocoapuffs:
totoislostinoz:
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
we had a 45 minute conversation about this in english class
kieljamespatrick:
If only breakfast with @KJP was like this every day… (at Tucker’s Point Hotel & Spa)
thisiswhatidoinmyworkhours:
The Pointe on Andesite by Pearson Design Group
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